Take a break from scaring the life out of everyone during Halloween with a few light-hearted jokes. These are guaranteed to get some good laughs.
Q: Why did the ghost go into the bar?
A: For the Boos.
Q: Where does a ghost go on vacation?
Q: Why did the Policeman ticket the ghost?
A: Because it didn't have a haunting licence
Q: Why do Mummies have no friends?
A: They are wrapped up in themselves
Q: Whats a ghost favourite dessert?
Q: What kind of music do Mummies listen to?
A: Wrap music
Q: What monster plays tricks on Halloween?
Q: What's a witch favourite subject in school?
Q: What does a witch use for their hair?
Q: What do you call two witches living together?